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Given the explosion of douchiness all around us, we had to dig deep to select these profiles in ignominy, but here they are -- our awards for this year's 20 biggest douchebags in America. Where can i order Erythromycin without prescription, And the Douchies go to...

1. Glenn Beck


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Douchiest Achievements: Beck accused Obama of being a "racist" who has a "deep-seated hatred for white people," which led to an advertiser exodus from his show (not to worry, buy Erythromycin online no prescription, he still has sponsors peddling penis enlargers and egg cookers). In his most laughable moment, Beck claimed he had deciphered a secret code proving Obama was trying to create an Glenn Beck Oligarhy"Oligarhy," which is a form of government that steals letters from illiterate morons and gives them to the wealthy few. Order Erythromycin with No Prescription, Other Beck conspiracy theories include accusations that the Obama administration has secret plans to force abortions and put sterilants in the drinking water to control population; use health care reform to recreate Nazi eugenics; and create a "civilian national security force" just like Hitler did. Beck is a man so passionate about his convictions that he won't hesitate to rub on Vick's Vapor rub to get the tears flowing so that he can sobbingly proclaim, "I love my country -- but I fear for it!"
Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Declaring that everyone is Hitler, except for himself.
Quote:
"Satan's mentally challenged younger brother." –Stephen King, describing Beck
~Dan

2. Kanye West


Kanye West and Taylor SwiftYo Glenn Beck, Australia, uk, us, usa, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Kanye West was the biggest douchebag of 2009. Of 2009.
Despite his talents as a rapper and hip-hop artist, Kanye tends to be known more for his freakishly large ego than his music.  He once said “God chose me. He made the path for me, Order Erythromycin with No Prescription. I’m God’s vessel.” God's vessel. More like the Lord's douchebag.
Douchiest Achievement:
At the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West cemented himself in douche history when he jumped up on stage to interrupt Taylor Swift's award acceptance speech. “Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of the year." Or something like that. It’s hard to remember what was actually said since the Internet was quickly flooded with so many spoofs of the event, where to buy Erythromycin. No less an authority than President Obama officially declared Kanye a "jackass Order Erythromycin with No Prescription, ." As Conan O'Brien joked, "Not since 'yes, we can' has Obama found a slogan so many Americans can get behind." We're pretty sure that's why he won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010:
Anywhere but the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards.
Quote:
“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.” –Kanye West
~Warren

3. Jon and Kate Gosselin


Jon and Kate GosselinJon & Kate Plus 8 started as a peek into the life of a couple beset (through fertility treatments) with sextuplets and twins. The show quickly became a chronicle of serial emasculation, a testament to birth control, and a horrific meta-vessel of overexposure and gilded mega-breeder entitlement (e.g., renewal of vows in Hawaii, hair plugs for Jon / tummy tuck for Kate, McMultiplesMansion in Pennsylvania, shark-jumping crossover with American Chopper). Soon enough, Buying Erythromycin online over the counter, the Gosselins’ marriage cratered, TLC decided to dump Jon from the show, and then he blew up the whole gravy train – for the sake of the children, of course, and not because Big Daddy was getting cut out. (Hopefully, the TV residuals can help him cover the costs of the recent psycho-renovation of his Manhattan bachelor pad.)
Douchiest Achievements:
Kate: Multiple TV appearances where she expressed her heartbreak, clutched her wedding ring, reaffirmed her devotion to her litter, and turned on the waterworks; the Access Hollywood Bles8ingsouttake where she told her parched daughter to get her own fucking water bottle; shooting a pilot with Paula Deen (?!?) for an umpteenth clucking-hen coffee-klatch morning show (working title: Butter and the Beast); and, sweet Jebus, where to buy Erythromycin, having that hairdo on purpose. Jon: nailing any 20ish chick within a 500-foot radius, including schoolteachers, tabloid reporters, the babysitter, and the daughter of Kate’s plastic surgeon; taking a couple hundred grand from the joint bank account, presumably to replenish the roofies-and-lube fund; breaking free from Kate’s ballbusting shackles, only to submit to the 16-ton testes-steamroller that is Nancy Grace; fraternizing with world’s worst celebrity dad Michael Lohan and Ed Hardy good-taste assassin Christian Audigier, thus ascending to his rightful place in the newly-formed Axis of Douchebag.
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Quote:
Any quotes from these losers would only feed the monster. We’ve got to draw the line somewhere. (For the sake of the children!)
~loukip

4. Sarah Palin


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Douchiest Achievements:
Palin claimed an Obama "death panel" could kill her child. She publicly trashed her daughter’s baby daddy (and fellow douchebag) Levi Johnston as part of a bitter feud that became so ridiculous, even Vladimir Putin couldn't believe what he was seeing from his house. She Sarah Palin Quitters Worldaccused David Letterman of being a pervert because of a joke she did not get, Order Erythromycin with No Prescription. She published a score-settling work of fiction that was best summed up by a former McCain aide who said it contained "elements of truth underlying a narrative that is completely false." She gave her seal of approval to the "Birthers" (see Orly Taitz below) who claim Obama was born in Kenya, saying his birth certificate is "rightfully" an issue with the American public, purchase Erythromycin. She raised the specter of a Palin/Glenn Beck 2012 ticket, presumably because the world is going to end anyway. Not to mention the fact that she quit as governor after only two and a half years for reasons that only William Shatner could possibly make sense of. Quitter Palin somehow managed to out-laughingstock the laughingstock she became during the 2008 campaign, neatly encapsulated by the year's best bumper sticker: Palin 2012 – 2014 1/2.
Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Writing a second book titled "Going Shopping" and quitting halfway through.
Quote:
"Only dead fish go with the flow." --Sarah Palin, quitting, July 3, 2009
~
Dan

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Nadya Suleman OctomomApparently taking note that when it comes to kids, the number “8” is a sure-fire laser beam to media success (“Eight is Enough,” “Jon and Kate Plus Eight,” “Eight Men Out”, etc.), Suleman decided that the best thing she could do for her future as an unemployed single mother of six, was to pop out eight additional kids she couldn’t take care of.
Douchiest Achievements: Where does one begin. Where can i find Erythromycin online, Separated from her husband in 2000 because they couldn’t conceive children together…Already had overcompensated in the world of population control by having six kids through in vitro fertilization after the separation…worked in a California state mental hospital from 1997-2006 – probably would have benefited from some in-patient services…ran up a hospital bill between $1.5 and $3 million dollars that she can’t pay… was offered multiple deals to star in porno movies…had plastic surgery to look more like Angelina Jolie, then all the kids—all she’s missing is Brad Pitt and millions of dollars.
Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: For the love of God, doing anything but having more children.
Quote:
“If I don't do what I need to do in the media to take care of and support the kids, I can't take care of them."
~Fathead

6. Michele Bachmann


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Quote:
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~Warren

7. Tiger Woods


Tiger WoodsWhile fellow douchie Nadya Suleman felt 14 kids was the right amount, Woods felt 14 mistresses put the tiger in his tank. The world’s greatest golfer went from one of the most admired and respected athletes (if you call golf a sport and not a recreational activity) to the butt of late night comedians after admitting that he has not been the most faithful of husbands.
Douchiest Achievements:
Neighbors found him lying shoeless and snoring on his Isleworth street after he plowed his SUV into a fire hydrant and tree…Tiger Woods’ website buries any mention of his transgressions, but does advise to “play the chunk-and-run,” which in non-golf terms is another way of saying “bang a Perkins waitress in your Escalade, then dump her on the side of the road"…to his credit, most of the alleged mistresses look nothing like his hot, blonde wife Elin…lost millions in endorsements as sponsors bailed…real name is Eldrick Tont Woods which would make him a douchebag regardless of any other activities…athletic equipment maker Puma is considering signing Elin as a spokesperson for their new Swedish-inspired clothing line called Tretorn, order Erythromycin no prescription, which roughly translated means, “Tiger castration.”
Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Golfing on some of the most beautiful courses in the world, earning millions of dollars in prize and endorsement money, and sleeping with a variety of hot brunettes. What can I say, Americans are a forgiving people.
Quote:
“I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.” You think?
~Fathead

8. Carrie Prejean


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Douchiest Achievements:
Her artless defense of "opposite marriage" (a G.W. Bushism-by-Proxy if ever there was one) and resultant 1st runner-up finish should’ve been the last we’d heard of her, outside of a future co-host job on "Fox & Friends." But in a country that likes its martyrs pretty, telegenic and self-inflicted (see: Palin, Sarah), Prejean of Arc found the Carrie Prejeangravy train of right-wing celebrity a more appealing option than the actual fulfillment of her Miss California USA duties. Pageant officials took back their title, St. Carrie sued them for libel, where can i buy cheapest Erythromycin online, and in the most literal case of tit-for-tat ever seen, they countersued to recover the cost of her breast implants. Our Lady of Christian Family Values settled out of court when pageant lawyers produced a video Order Erythromycin with No Prescription, of her rowing her little man in the boat ashore. Combined with all those pesky topless shots that emerged, that put a bit of a dent in the wholesome image deal (let’s see if she gets that conservative pin-up calendar gig in 2010). And when she topped it all off by achieving the impossible – making Larry King look like a hard-hitting interviewer – you knew Carrie Prejean had taken a sow’s ear of a year and truly turned it into a Golden Douchebag.
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Quote:
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~loukip

9. Joe Lieberman


Droopy Dog LiebermanIn the long history of the U.S. Senate, never has there been a bigger back-stabbing, flip-flopping, soul-selling, cock-blocking douchebag than Joe Lieberman.
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Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Being mistaken for Droopy Dog
Quote:
"You know what is worse than being sick and not having health insurance. Having to sit through the Lieberman filibuster that kept it from you." –Jon Stewart
~
Dan

10. Teabaggers


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Douchiest Achievements:
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUPMjC9mq5Y[/youtube]

Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Protesting public school funding. Their sign will read, “We didn’t go to skool, and we do just phine!”
Quote
: "Keep your government hands off my Medicare." --a confused teabagger at a health care reform town hall meeting in Simpsonville, South Carolina
~Warren

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Douchiest Achievements:
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Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Publishing his memoirs entitled "Argentina on 10 Ethics Violations a Day"
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~Fathead

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Douchiest Achievements: Thinking that, after prior run-ins with a dogged and clinically insane stalker and a Montana handyman who plotted to kidnap his son, Letterman would roll over when confronted with evidence that he dipped his pen in Worldwide Pants’ ink. Also, asking that the hush money be paid by check, to sidestep any tax issues, Order Erythromycin with No Prescription. (Well, at least he didn’t ask for an enlarged check delivered by Publishers Clearing House.)
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Wilson, who was mentored by notorious racist Strom Thurmond and been affiliated with a neo-Confederate group for years, is passionate about stopping any government-run health care plans, except when he's busy being a hypocrite. As a retired Army National Guard colonel, Wilson receives generous government health benefits, as do his four sons in the armed services. Purchase Erythromycin online, And in 2003, Wilson voted to provide federal funds for illegal immigrants’ healthcare as part of the Medicare Prescription Drug bill. Way to stay classy, Old Yeller.
Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Fitted with a strait jacket and restraint mask at the State of the Union Address
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~
Dan

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Levi Johnston Playgirl PhotoHigh school hockey stud who, in a fit of perfect timing, knocked up Bristol Palin just in time for her mom’s selection as the Republican nominee for vice president, effectively castrating her “abstinence only” campaign platform.
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Agreed to pose for Playgirl magazine after breaking off engagement with Bristol, bringing new meaning to the phrase, “that’s one big zamboni!”…a high school dropout, he was working as an apprentice electrician before quitting that as well (seems like he would fit right in with the Palins) to try and become an actor…attended the Teen Choice Awards with comedienne Kathy Griffin…did a commercial for the Wonderful Pistachio company showing him opening a pistachio with a bodyguard nearby and the voice-over saying “Now Levi Johnston does it with protection.”
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Douchiest Achievements: First douchy achievement - naming his youngest son after a bird of prey. Then six years later, Heene untethered a homebrewed weather balloon in the Colorado sky and told 911 dispatchers that young Falcon had stowed away in the flimsy dirigible. After a frantic 50-mile chase, the balloon crashed with no sign of the boy, japan, craiglist, ebay, overseas, paypal. Aw shucks, that lBalloon Hoaxittle scamp had been hiding in a cardboard box in the attic the whole time, Order Erythromycin with No Prescription. Too bad the tale got blown two miles high when Falcon reminded his dad during a CNN interview that they "did this for the show" – the show being a project Heene unsuccessfully peddled to various producers. (The theme song, however, is a crude garage-rock earworm.) After three days of a rapidly failing smell test – punctuated by poor Falcon’s impersonations of a mama bird feeding her nestlings – authorities finally declared the episode a hoax. Richard and wife Mayumi Heene pled guilty and were sentenced to a combo of jail and work release, with the special proviso that they couldn’t cash in with the media for four years.
Special Award for Supporting Douche Nozzle: A three-way tie between CNN, MSNBC and FOX News for taking the bait big-time on a patently insane non-story that any remedial physics student could have called shenanigans on in three nanoseconds.
Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Trying to flag down potential new clients in the Fort Collins Lowe’s parking lot.
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Douchiest Achievements: While Doug and Cindy Hampton are houseguests of the Ensigns after a burglary of their own home, Sen. Ensign begins his clandestine filibustering. After Doug (not only a friend, but an Ensign staffer) finds out, Ensign pulls strings to shunt him into a lobbying gig, an apparent Congress ethics violation, Order Erythromycin with No Prescription. Soon after, Erythromycin trusted pharmacy reviews, casino exec Mike Ensign (aka Pops the Fixer) showers the Hamptons with a $96,000 "gift" that fails to get disclosed to the Senate. Because they considered him a weak-willed schmuck who wouldn’t end the affair of his own volition, Ensign’s C Street / Family brethren watch him compose a hand-written, half-assed breakup note to Cindy Hampton, then chaperone him to FedEx to make sure the missive is delivered. They keep fucking for another half a year.
Special Award for Supporting Douche Nozzle: Fellow U.S. Order Erythromycin with No Prescription, Senator and C Street / Family crypto-fundamentalist-fascist Tom Coburn (R-OK), Coburn and Ensignwho counseled Ensign to pay off the Hamptons and then negotiated the details. When pressed to explain his role in the whole shitshow, Coburn clams up and claims privilege as both an ordained deacon and a physician. What privileged doctor-patient communications Coburn had with Ensign seem kinda hinky, buy Erythromycin from mexico, considering Coburn’s an OB/GYN. He’d have a stronger case if he were a proctologist.
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Quote: "He has no credibility left." –Ensign in 1998, on Bill Clinton
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Taitz went on a media blitz and hysterically waved around a supposed Kenyan birth certificate for Obama, acting as though she had found the Holy Grail. The document, which was riddled with errors, turned out to be a forgery created by an Internet prankster. (You, too, can have your very own Kenyan birth certificate, thanks to the magic of the Internets). Undeterred, Taitz went on to file multiple lawsuits in an attempt to overturn Obama's election, order Erythromycin from mexican pharmacy, and was subsequently slapped with tens of thousands of dollars in fines for "wasting judicial resources" with her "frivolous and sanctionable conduct."
Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Parading around with an Obama Chia Pet in an attempt to prove he was spawned from seedlings that originated on foreign soil
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Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: Overseeing the completion of the second Death Star, while finishing his book, “I’m Right, You’re Wrong. Now Go Fuck Yourself!”
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This quote isn’t from 2009, but it’s worth hearing over and over and over again.
~Warren

20. Michael Steele


AMichael Steelefter watching the Democratic Party position an African-American and a woman as their top two candidates for president in 2008, the Republican Party knew they had to react and react strongly. Their first move was to make Michael Steele the head of the Republican National Committee (RNC) and their second move was to elevate “the douche from Wasilla” (see Sarah Palin) to be their vice presidential nominee. Both moves have worked out just peachy.
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Attempted to modernize the Republican Party by bringing a “hip-hop” makeover to the GOP…after taking his position under the guise that he would bring the conservative philosophy to the young, Hispanics and African-Americans—by far the groups with the highest number of uninsured—he then joined hands with the Tea Party movement in trying to kill health care reform…Took heat from his own party when it was revealed he was collecting $20,000 per speech even while making better than $220,000 in his role as chairman of the RNC…claimed that the GOP argument against gay marriage should be that it’s “bad for small business.”
Most Likely To Be Seen in 2010: As guest host of "Pimp my Ride"
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