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[15 June 2009 | by Warren | 3 Comments | ]
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[15 June 2009 | by Kara | Leave Comment | ]
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There’s also a woman arrested for killing her two-year old nephew (with two blows to the head!) who can't go to jail because she’s too fat.  A Google search of “too fat for jail” turned up all kinds of similar stories, mostly dudes who were kicked out of jail early because they were too fat for their cells.

Every time one of these stories pops up, or I watch an episode of “Big Medicine,” my fascination comes back.  I can’t stop thinking about what it would be like if my skin tumbled off of me in folds large enough to hide a small child, how one can rationalize delivering tubs of fried chicken to your recliner-ridden husband, or how exactly one becomes “fused” to the couch.

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