Tina Fey reprises her role as Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live” and unveils Palin’s next career move.

It’s the end of January, and you know what that means. It’s time to get together with your friends, crack open some beers, and gather around the TV. It’s time to laugh and cry and shout obscenities. That’s right people, are you ready for some State of the Union address? We are, and we’ve come up with a drinking game to prove it.

“Let me be clear” – sip
(If he’s actually clear- pound)
“Scott Brown” – sip
“My name is Barack Obama, and I also have a truck” – pound
“It reminds of my childhood in Kenya” – pound

Republicans say they have found their fresh new face in the corpse of Ronald Reagan, recently back from the dead.
Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

Top Ten Captions For This Photo
10. “You look very familiar…have we met?” -Warren
9. “I have seen the enemy, and it is us.” -Mitch
8. “Palin’s 2012 dream ticket.” -Beth
7. “In order to boost sales, Sarah Palin resorts to cloning herself. There is no increase however since Sarah Palin doesn’t actually read. In other news, snow mobile sales are through the roof, and wolves have become extinct in Alaska.” -Warren
6. “In a surprising move, Sarah Palin shows up at Tina Fey’s book signing.” -Chagnasty
5. “Liz Lemon??? Is that really you? I could …

Saturday Night Live combines Sarah Palin and the disaster movie “2012″ to imagine a world in which Palin wins the presidency.

Leave it to Republicans to screw up yet another American tradition—the pin-up calendar.

For the fifth year in a row, the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute (CBLPI), a conservative women’s group, is putting out its fifth annual Great American Conservative Women Calendar.

And if you haven’t heard yet, the list of what I guess Republicans consider “hotties” is about as big a boner-killer as I can imagine.

A united Hollywood comes to the defense of our insurance companies in this satiric video featuring Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde, and other celebrities.

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

Straight up, I’m a fan of President Obama. I think he has the potential to be one of the best—he’s thoughtful, articulate, intelligent, and dare I say it, seems to want to improve this country.

But the other night during his health care speech to both houses of Congress, I hate to say it, but the man shit the bed. He needed to stop with the polite talk, and communicate in a way the people of this country could understand.

Here’s the speech he should have given…

I cannot wait to see how “The Daily Show” and the late-night comedians riff on Bill Clinton getting those women out of North Korea. The mind boggles at the one-liner possibilities.
“Confirming yet again that Bill Clinton knows how to get women.”
“Clinton, who is usually found putting women in uncomfortable situations, has today gotten some women out of one.”
“Clinton, adept at snatching women from other guys, today did just that from Kim Jong Il.”
Oh my, there must be more.
Update: Here are a few jokes from Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Fallon:
“Today, former …

Conan O’Brien invited William Shatner to recite Sarah Palin’s rambling farewell speech in the form of a beat poem. Palin + Shat = teh awesome.

As the resident Twitter correspondent it was recently brought to my attention that a trending topic was going around Twitter regarding Sarah Palin needing to change her Twitter name, since @AKGovSarahPalin just doesn’t seem to apply anymore. Ironically, I’m stepping down as Sarah Palin correspondent later this week (moving on to a higher calling), but I will do this one last time.
This topic, which you can follow at #TheNewPalin, seems to have been originated by @Twitter_Tips, to give credit where credit is due. I think I will just make this …

Was it getting too hard, Sarah Palin?
The whole “being the governor” gig?
All those papers to sign
And liberals to malign?
Responsibility just too big?

Did you lose track of time, Sarah Palin?
You had more than a year to complete.
Do you just slam the door
When you can’t take anymore
And expect to land on your feet?

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Sarah Palin is stepping down as governor early. Lucky for you, I was there when she gave the speech. Here are some of the highlights of what she said, and what I screamed out in a Statler and Waldorf sort of way while she was talking.

“Life is too short to compromise time and resources… it may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand.”

You mean the people who elected you? Yeah, needy bastards.

No one knows what to make of Sarah Palin anymore, so perhaps we can find some clues with the help of anagrams. Thanks to Huffington Post blogger Una LaMarche, a quick search of the Internets, and this handy gizmo, here’s a compilation of the best Sarah Palin anagrams:
Nasal Harpi
Has Anal Rip
Liar Has Nap
Las Piranha
A Harp Slain
A Sharp Nail
Iran Has Pal
A Plain Rash
Anal Rash Pi (Anal rash to infinity?)
Throw in Sarah Palin’s middle name “Heath” and you get:
Ha Ha, Alpine Trash
A Harsh Path, Alien
Airplane Hash Hat
Her Alpha Satan: Hi
Governor Sarah Palin:
Aha! Serving Oral porn!
A …

With apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the governor that day,
The media mob was gathered to hear all he had to say;
So when he spoke of Christian values, and how it made him feel,
A pall-like silence fell as they heard the whole schlemiel.

The governor, his brow with sweat, began to ramble on,
He spoke of love forbidden and waking up at dawn
He spoke of hiking up and down, the Appalachian trail,
When in his heart he knew down deep, that this was just a tale.