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And why. It comes down to the oldest reason in the book—because some old guy had the hots for a younger woman.

Thanks, Senator McCain. Thanks a hell of a lot.

Thomas Fahy is the author of the forthcoming novel, Sleepless, and editor of Considering David Chase: Essays on The Rockford Files, Northern Exposure, and The Sopranos. Visit him at www.thomasfahy.com. .

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