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[24 October 2009 | by fathead | Leave Comment | ]
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I’m hoping it’s Bob, but my good sense says that’s not what the church was thinking of.

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[20 October 2009 | by fathead | Leave Comment | ]
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Note: The Huffington Post began their attempt to build a competing “Liberal Woman Calendar” this week. Check out their results here.

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