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  • Aaron said:

    My favorite part of most breakfast cereal commercials is when they say it’s part of a complete breakfast and they go on to show you a huge meal with juice and fruit and eggs and hash browns. Makes me think the Count Chocula probably isn’t pulling its weight in that mix. I want them to say ‘part of this complete breakfast’ and then show a picture of a bowl of cereal and a half dozen vitamin pills.

  • loukip said:

    You think that’s bad? My uncle sued the insane asylum for false imprisonment when his family committed him after an encounter with Cocoa Puffs.

  • Warren (author) said:

    Aaron – Yeah, plus I usually just dump out the cereal and eat the bowl…it’s better for you.

    Loukip – Would you say your Uncle is “crazy” for Cocoa Puffs? Perhaps “overly excited” for Cocoa Puffs?

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