If you’ve ever thought about boasting about your sex life or complaining about your boss on Facebook, you might want to think again.

We don’t if all of these are legit, but here are the funniest Facebook status updates we’ve come across this year that went horribly (and hilariously) awry.

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Updated with video of the Letterman appearance – see the bottom of the post.
A decade ago, yours truly spent about the life span of a mayfly as an aspiring stand-up comic. I followed the lead of my childhood friend (and lifelong cut-up) Lee Levine and performed a “tight five-minute” routine at a few open mic comedy nights in the San Francisco area. On one of those nights, in a British pub near Stanford University, Lee introduced me to the event’s host, a charming and affable Midwesterner named Steve Mazan. After …

For those of you who think Twitter is nothing more then a political juggernaut that brings down tyrannical governments (I’m looking at you Iran) you’d be terribly mistaken. Occasionally people use Twitter to waste time. Seriously, people sometimes just dick around on Twitter.

A current game going around, started by satirist Andy Borowitz, challenges people to come up with better first words spoken on the moon. Here are the top ten responses…in my humble opinion:

10. “Awesome, another place mankind can fuck up!”

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1. Dave says remember: some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.
2. Jacob says if at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving probably isn’t for you
3. Emma used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she’s good at everything
4. Lizz has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
5. Max got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with “according to the prophecy”