I would like to correct a horrible mistake that I have made. Earlier this month I wrote a blog post that named the Touch N Brush as the worst “As Seen On TV” product. Sadly, I was wrong. I have found something worse.  Behold…Comfort Wipe!  The tool for people who can’t…or won’t…wipe their own butts.

We’re falling apart as a society if wiping our own asses has become a challenge. Unless you have a physical disability or are injured, you shouldn’t need a tool for butt wiping.
My favorite line, and there are a lot of …

Because I have a 6-year-old son, I tend to watch a lot of TV, specifically the Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, and Cartoon Network.  Actually, the truth is now that I have a 6-year-old son I can finally be open about the fact that I watch these channels.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that these three channels have more “As Seen on TV” style ads then most other channels.  Billy Mays has so many young eyes on him Michael Jackson is jealous.
My point is I’ve seen a lot of this style of commercial.  They’re …